The Chairman has spoken and the winning caption is:
I am thinking that the chairman has spotted an interloper and means to see him off. “I see you, you bastard”
submitted by Willy Wanklyn who will have to collect his rum on his next visit to Antigua from Canada
Other captions, in no particular order, were:-
Who’s tonight’s Rum Bosun? – That guest does not have a full tot!!
I’ve found a Willing Foe, but I need some Sea Room!
Who needs a sickly season when you can have a bloody good war!
Watch out for the press Gang!
Ho ho ho and a bottle of Rum
It’s like herding my five dogs. I called, “Up Spirits!” five minutes ago. Standards. Standards.
Oh! what happened to my head Last Night?
I know they don’t like it up em, but they’re still going to get it
Where’s the orchestra then? I’ll give him rhythm stick
Morris Dancers beginners session!
It’s about to be a bad day for the French!
Bugger the sea room, I’m coming on the inside.